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Saturday, February 12, 2005

i hAte my dOg

daTe of Birth: 1995 someday
father n mother: father pincher, mother country side dog
build: can fit in a chicken pen ( there are 2 chickens in the pen)
color: shit color

the following interview was held in piggy's room.
piggy: how old is your dog oledy?

P cousin: almost 10 yr......n not dead yet..........yYYYYYYY

P: ar..so chan, y u want ur dog to die?

PC: i jus hate him, in trying to find ways to secretly kill him

P: what ways have u tot of?

PC: giving him durian, chocolate, something very HEATY, so that he has tachycardia, n subsequently heart attack.

P: can i be ur dog? ( Piggy is durian fanatic!)

PC: u want 2 die?!

P: no la, but i dun think can kill ur dog. tat's all u can think of, maybe can feed Bygon.

PC: Bygon ?! cant even kill a lizard! not to mention a dog.

P: maybe can throw him to stay with our oldest aunty. (worse than snow white's step-mother)

PC: did she ever give u any poisoned apple?!!!

P: oh, no la, i bought my apple at Carrefour.

PC: california ker?

P: no lah, the best buy.

PC: even smaller than a grape one ar !?

P: 1 mouthful maybe can use it to stuff it up ur dog's ass.maybe can kell him. overdose of apple.

PC: that moron like fruits!

P: ha! u mean? he like the apple in the butt!? tat kind of dog no need to kill oledy, sell to suratkhabar lama.

PC: Y?

P: so that the man can sell him to d circus.

PC: i dun think they need such a member in their group. cant even jump a 3" stand.

P: cant even hump the bitch in ur house!

PC: i nv tell u mer!? he is a virgin as long as he lives, too short!

P: WAHHhhaaaaa....

PC: i think tat is only one of his regret no matter how long he can lives....

P: like tat he'll die soon. no need to kill oledy. think he want to die faster so that he can reincarnate as a doberman.

PC: he stil think he got the chance, been trying for 10 yrs!

P: stupid dog! i think he better change his target to cat.

PC: out of the question.We dun allow cat in my house.

P: no wonder he still a virgin.

PC: let see it from another point of view, it is rare.

P: so, u want to sell him to the newapaper man?

PC: newpaper man kira kilo, he is at least 10KG n above, i think he rather wants my old newpapers than the dog. wat for? the paper can recycle, he cant!

P: can...as baja..

PC: u dun say, he relly go n piss in my house's most expensive recycle's chair. such a stupid dog.

P: ok, i got this great idea, stuff it in the freezer. but scare ar, ur mum har.. cook it for dinner afterwards....

PC: u cant mean tat, the meat will be harder than a rock!

P: make soup la, manna tau, the older the better.

PC: tat's it. i hav enuf of him. but stuff it in my stomach? no way! it is too much!

P: u r going to pooh it out.

PC: to me, eating 126 is only belong to Pusing ppl!

P: guess ur dog is going to lives another day like James Bond.

PC: ...................

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