daTe of Birth: 1995 someday
father n mother: father pincher, mother country side dog
build: can fit in a chicken pen ( there are 2 chickens in the pen)
color: shit color
the following interview was held in piggy's room.
piggy: how old is your dog oledy?
P cousin: almost 10 yr......n not dead yet..........yYYYYYYY
P: ar..so chan, y u want ur dog to die?
PC: i jus hate him, in trying to find ways to secretly kill him
P: what ways have u tot of?
PC: giving him durian, chocolate, something very HEATY, so that he has tachycardia, n subsequently heart attack.
P: can i be ur dog? ( Piggy is durian fanatic!)
PC: u want 2 die?!
P: no la, but i dun think can kill ur dog. tat's all u can think of, maybe can feed Bygon.
PC: Bygon ?! cant even kill a lizard! not to mention a dog.
P: maybe can throw him to stay with our oldest aunty. (worse than snow white's step-mother)
PC: did she ever give u any poisoned apple?!!!
P: oh, no la, i bought my apple at Carrefour.
PC: california ker?
P: no lah, the best buy.
PC: even smaller than a grape one ar !?
P: 1 mouthful maybe can use it to stuff it up ur dog's ass.maybe can kell him. overdose of apple.
PC: that moron like fruits!
P: ha! u mean? he like the apple in the butt!? tat kind of dog no need to kill oledy, sell to suratkhabar lama.
PC: Y?
P: so that the man can sell him to d circus.
PC: i dun think they need such a member in their group. cant even jump a 3" stand.
P: cant even hump the bitch in ur house!
PC: i nv tell u mer!? he is a virgin as long as he lives, too short!
P: WAHHhhaaaaa....
PC: i think tat is only one of his regret no matter how long he can lives....
P: like tat he'll die soon. no need to kill oledy. think he want to die faster so that he can reincarnate as a doberman.
PC: he stil think he got the chance, been trying for 10 yrs!
P: stupid dog! i think he better change his target to cat.
PC: out of the question.We dun allow cat in my house.
P: no wonder he still a virgin.
PC: let see it from another point of view, it is rare.
P: so, u want to sell him to the newapaper man?
PC: newpaper man kira kilo, he is at least 10KG n above, i think he rather wants my old newpapers than the dog. wat for? the paper can recycle, he cant!
P: can...as baja..
PC: u dun say, he relly go n piss in my house's most expensive recycle's chair. such a stupid dog.
P: ok, i got this great idea, stuff it in the freezer. but scare ar, ur mum har.. cook it for dinner afterwards....
PC: u cant mean tat, the meat will be harder than a rock!
P: make soup la, manna tau, the older the better.
PC: tat's it. i hav enuf of him. but stuff it in my stomach? no way! it is too much!
P: u r going to pooh it out.
PC: to me, eating 126 is only belong to Pusing ppl!
P: guess ur dog is going to lives another day like James Bond.
PC: ...................
father n mother: father pincher, mother country side dog
build: can fit in a chicken pen ( there are 2 chickens in the pen)
color: shit color
the following interview was held in piggy's room.
piggy: how old is your dog oledy?
P cousin: almost 10 yr......n not dead yet..........yYYYYYYY
P: ar..so chan, y u want ur dog to die?
PC: i jus hate him, in trying to find ways to secretly kill him
P: what ways have u tot of?
PC: giving him durian, chocolate, something very HEATY, so that he has tachycardia, n subsequently heart attack.
P: can i be ur dog? ( Piggy is durian fanatic!)
PC: u want 2 die?!
P: no la, but i dun think can kill ur dog. tat's all u can think of, maybe can feed Bygon.
PC: Bygon ?! cant even kill a lizard! not to mention a dog.
P: maybe can throw him to stay with our oldest aunty. (worse than snow white's step-mother)
PC: did she ever give u any poisoned apple?!!!
P: oh, no la, i bought my apple at Carrefour.
PC: california ker?
P: no lah, the best buy.
PC: even smaller than a grape one ar !?
P: 1 mouthful maybe can use it to stuff it up ur dog's ass.maybe can kell him. overdose of apple.
PC: that moron like fruits!
P: ha! u mean? he like the apple in the butt!? tat kind of dog no need to kill oledy, sell to suratkhabar lama.
PC: Y?
P: so that the man can sell him to d circus.
PC: i dun think they need such a member in their group. cant even jump a 3" stand.
P: cant even hump the bitch in ur house!
PC: i nv tell u mer!? he is a virgin as long as he lives, too short!
P: WAHHhhaaaaa....
PC: i think tat is only one of his regret no matter how long he can lives....
P: like tat he'll die soon. no need to kill oledy. think he want to die faster so that he can reincarnate as a doberman.
PC: he stil think he got the chance, been trying for 10 yrs!
P: stupid dog! i think he better change his target to cat.
PC: out of the question.We dun allow cat in my house.
P: no wonder he still a virgin.
PC: let see it from another point of view, it is rare.
P: so, u want to sell him to the newapaper man?
PC: newpaper man kira kilo, he is at least 10KG n above, i think he rather wants my old newpapers than the dog. wat for? the paper can recycle, he cant!
P: can...as baja..
PC: u dun say, he relly go n piss in my house's most expensive recycle's chair. such a stupid dog.
P: ok, i got this great idea, stuff it in the freezer. but scare ar, ur mum har.. cook it for dinner afterwards....
PC: u cant mean tat, the meat will be harder than a rock!
P: make soup la, manna tau, the older the better.
PC: tat's it. i hav enuf of him. but stuff it in my stomach? no way! it is too much!
P: u r going to pooh it out.
PC: to me, eating 126 is only belong to Pusing ppl!
P: guess ur dog is going to lives another day like James Bond.
PC: ...................
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